Hope you had a happy Thanksgiving! This week, we started putting free shipping on items despite being under our regular $499 “free shipping entire order” rate.
This year, originally the turkey was going to escape a la Shawshank Redemption style but in the end I couldn’t visualize that being a good idea. I’m sure I’ve done the snorkel route a few times but I thought having the turkey in a too-small gravy boat would be a suitable new way to go. My wife mentioned that this time the turkey would be caught but I like to think he could still escape.
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